***Disclaimer: this is a joke! None of my sisters were talking involved in the making of this poem. I am teasing my friends, not talking about an actual conversation between my and my sisters. As you were, soldier.
One time,
My older sister told me that
In college,
You have to be able to hold your
Alco
Hol because
If you don’t then people
Aren’t going to want t
O take you out to bars
To like me
Et people so then you won’t
Find the love of your
Life like my mom and d
Ad did
And she also told me tha
T you can’t be surprised w
Hen people do drugs because
They’re going to think yo
U’re lame and
The same thing happens
As when you can’t hold
Your alco
Hol
And she said more life
Experience is good but not like
Jobs or internsh
Ips or whatever like r
Unning from the c
Ops or almost getting arr ested
Because some place
S you need a fake ID bu
T in college sometimes you
need to have a rap she
Et since it’s like an ID
or a badge in some p
Laces and I don’t
Know about you but
I want to
Meet the lo
Ve of my life