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DERIVATIVES

You better believe that to derive

Is to take in hand the things that survive

A root from the main tree

Is all that it can be

A measure of change that swan dives

NATURAL LOG AND E

Ellen and E are warring siblings

A number under the curve or the base of buildings

They never agree

To one do they see

When combined into fillings

OPTIMIZATION

To optimize is to bring about

The best of the best without a doubt

Though within it, there’s few

We’ll be sure to make do

Till the sun rises throughout

INTEGRATION

If you want to integrate, listen to me

Sum up the whole of the parts, so weird it must seem

But rather than expand

Just trace back the land

Find everything that leads to she

INT and DER

Int and Der are forbidden to see

Despite how much love ther is for thee

To spiral or sink

In love at the brink

No option is there to be

ISAAC NEWTON

They say the apple falls short of the tree

Though Newton seems to disagree

If it hits your head

The story’s all said

To be different in numbers and fleas

RATE OF CHANGE

Quantities keep changing from one to another

Divided by some value of the change in some other

The function will grow

And the input will show

The rate at which it recovers

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